一句话放入英语小笑话01-06
理解生活的真实?Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.Savewater.Showerwithyourgir...
小学英语笑话爆笑03-06
小学英语笑话爆笑一：TellmemoreaboutHarryBoyfriend:Iamnotrichanddon’thaveayachtorconvertiblelikeHarry,butIloveyou,dear.Girlfriend:Iloveyou,too,buttellmemoreaboutHarry.小学英语笑话爆笑二：Ididn’...
英语小笑话：和上帝对话09-15
AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny,thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?”andGodsays:¨asecond",thenthem...
英语笑话小对话07-28
Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththeword"egg"?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereistheegg"?Student:Inthecake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里?老师：你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗?学生：可以。我昨天吃...
小笑话英语09-16
小笑话英语一：AlexandertheGreatLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation，andthedoctor，somewhatnettled，said：Landon，youdon'tseemtobegettingonveryfastinthisseemtolack，atyourageAlexandertheGreathadcon...
英语笑话 入学考试12-31
推荐一篇小编超喜欢的英语笑话Inanentranceexaminationofaconservatoryofmusic，theteacheraskedoneoftheboys，"Whatisthemostimportantphysiologicalqualityofamusician在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的.小...
小学英语小笑话05-28
小学英语小笑话一：Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thepho...
爆笑冷英语小笑话09-15
易拉罐拉环爱着易拉罐，可易拉罐心里装着可乐!今天小编为大家准备了爆笑冷英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!爆笑冷英语小笑话一：TheMimeandtheLionOnedayanoutofworkmimeisvisitingthezooandattemptstoearnsomemoneyasastreetperform...
英语笑话小组10-28
我干得怎么样HowdidIdoArookiepoliceofficerwasoutforhisfirstrideinacruiserwithanexperiencedpartner.Acallcameintellingthemtodispersesomepeoplewhowereloitering.Theofficersdrovetothestreetandobservedasmall...
英语小笑话带09-15
冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。下面是小编精心收集的英语小笑话带，希望能对你有所帮...
英语小笑话的英文09-01
英语小笑话的英文一：AcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.Youcanhavenodoubt,shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisver...
英语小笑话短11-19
英语小笑话短一：AsarookieintheAtlanticCity,N.J.,Policedepartment,Iwasassignedabeatontheboardwalk.HardlyadaywentbywhenIdidn'tcomeuponachildwhohadbecomeseparatedfromhisafternoon,Ispottedasmallboystand...
英语口语小笑话10-12
英语笑话之圣诞心愿有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：亲爱的圣诞老人，去年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把那个妹妹留了下来，但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车。邻居的...
「英语笑话」看笑话学英语07-02
HowdoIgetthegumout?我怎么把口香糖取出来?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,"I'mme...
英语的爆笑小笑话09-15
爆笑笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得爆笑如雷。小编整理的英语的爆笑小笑话，喜欢的赶紧来看下吧!考试不及格Mother:Whydidyougetsuchalowmarkonthattest?妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?Kid...
爆笑英语小笑话06-05
TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧It'snotmyfaultMother(reprim...
英语版小笑话02-17
SusanisanAmericangirl.Sheisfiveyearsold.Shedoesn'tgotoschoolanddoesn'tknowhowtoreadorwrite.Oneday,hersisterLucyfindsthatsheisatthetablewithapeninherhand.Lucyasks,"Whatareyoudoing?""I'mwrit...
搞笑英语小笑话03-28
搞笑英语小笑话一：fatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.Butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupan...
英语小笑话爆笑08-27
会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑一：Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,...
搞笑的英语小笑话10-23
1.Tom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!2.Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcost...
小学英语笑话06-05
小学英语笑话：RevealingGiftTestRevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive.小学英语笑话：DeadTurtle"Mommy,myturtleisdead,"thelittleboy,Myrddin,sorro...
英语小笑话 爆笑04-08
英语小笑话爆笑一：Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthec...
英语小笑话小学09-15
笑话会给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点，那大家知道有哪些笑话呢？本文是小编为大家收集整理的英语小笑话小学，欢迎参考借鉴。英语小笑话小学一Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothe...
英语笑话对话10-12
Apigandachickenwerewalkingbyachurchwhereagala(欢庆的)charityeventwastakingplace.Gettingcaughtupinthespirit,thepigsuggestedtothechickenthattheyeachmakeacontribution."Greatidea!"thechickencried."Let'...
英语小笑话11-19
英语小笑话一：AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore...