Always Thirsty 总感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一个男人对他的.朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。