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What?
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。
妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。
他问："什么?"
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen.
If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都
很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：
“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，
“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，
那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”